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said the fallowing:"anyone who wants art? All art is only 15
right now! for anything! ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!" [link]IF ANY OF YA'LL COULD HELP HER OUT YOU'D BE DOING ME A BIGGY! 


I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.

You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck dick for coke.
I seen him [do it]!
Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some dick for marijuana?

No, I can't say I have.

I didn't think so.
Boo this man!





You're sitting on your favorite chair watching "
Michael Bay's Young-Adult ALIEN Samurai Tortoises: The Motion Picture!" when it is interrupted by an urgent message from the government. You immediately turn up the volume and direct all of your attention towards the frantic looking newscaster.
"Good evening, I am Ali J. Goldman-Soto the XI here at KTRE Channel 9 News. The government has issued a state of emergency for the whole country because an unidentified being has escaped confinement from a government funded laboratory in New Hampshire. It is unclear what this 'creature' could possibly be, but what we do know, is that it's huge and vicious so you should stay inside your houses at all times." Just then you hear a series of deafening crashes outside of your house. You race to the window and thrust open the curtain to see a 59 ft tall
Lovecraftian monstrosity starring at you with one of its big black eyes. You recall a piece of information that your father had told you about how if you don't move or think,
Cthulhu won't be able to see you, so you immediately stand as still as possible and thought only of a perfectly blank white wall. After 5 or so minutes of trying not to move or think, the Elder God loses interest in you and swings it's head around to face a different direction. When it does so, you can clearly see a
T-X Terminatrix Terminator from the 3rd movie with a
Cyberman's from "
Doctor Who" head sitting on the Ancient One's back holding a 80s boombox playing
Apex Twin's "
Windowlicker" while also waving staff with a flag that says
"
would like to humbly say:
Thank you! THANK YOU VERY MUUUUUCH!!

Also, that you're MOST welcome! MOST WELCOME INDEED! INDEED!!! 
" The Cyborg then steered
Cthulhu down the street so it could gain enough speed to take off and fly away, never to be seen again
Suddenly a large report shocks you to the floor. You manage to find your footing and return to the window and peer out onto your lawn once more. There half buried in the ground was a wrecked
UFO. The top half of the ship slowly twist, turns, and finally opens and out crawls a mortally wounded
Yautja Predator dressed in
1940s era
German SS uniform. It stumbles to stand and falls dead just outside your window. Written in its own
green glowing neon blood is a message across its uniform's black back,
"Glad you read and enjoyed it! You've passed my TEST and now can be my friend! Pass it on to others if you like! PS: Run these messages tend to self destruct when they die!"



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